Monsters in the House

While we tell the kids all of the time that there is no such as monsters, I am not convinced. I am all caught up on the laundry from trip. I know we didn't lose any socks on the trip so where they disappear to is beyond me.  I don't mind laundry except the socks. I don't know where all these socks could do. It drives me crazy to fold all the laundry and have an odd number of socks. I'm convinced there must be a monster that goes into the dryer and takes socks just to see me go crazy. Monster that lives in my dryer, can you please go find another dryer to live in?